Imagine your icon screaming while driving in a car that’s in flames and going at mach speed
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
Koalas having an argument.
if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance
they sound like fuzzy bike horns
One of the teachers at my school told a girl that because she had a “big ass” she had to change out of a pair of casual, above-the-knee length shorts
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?DO IT.
Do it..I need the distraction
This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.
facking hell i cant stop laughing
I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy
So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies
Maybe they are listening to the same song as we are
An accurate representation of my social skills
Magical Mystery Tour (1967)
"Where’s the bus?"